{"product_id":"i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200","title":"I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200","description":"\n\u003ctable align=\"center\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"productDetailSmallElements\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBiographical Note\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tRobert Brockway is a novelist, screenwriter, podcast host, and co-founder of the 1-900-HOTDOG comedy empire. He's the author of the post-apocalyptic horror epic \n\u003ci\u003eCarrier Wave\u003c\/i\u003e, as well as the punk-rock horror series The Vicious Circuit from Tor Books. He hails from Portland, Oregon, where a witch once told him he was immortal. She hasn't been proven wrong yet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Stephen King meets \u003ci\u003eSesame Street\u003c\/i\u003e in this delightfully unhinged, mind-bending horror novel . . . Brockway uses the outre stuffed animal-based gore and outright evil villain to craft a smart and surprisingly touching metaphor for growing up. This thoroughly original tale has heart, menace, and just the right blend of fluff and guts.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e―\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e, starred review\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Brockway's latest alternates between body blows of caustic whimsy and uppercuts of body horror, and you'll never know which is coming next. Be warned: Many children are harmed, so this novel is not for the faint of heart. But then again, neither is childhood.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e―\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eJason Pargin, \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author of the John Dies at the End series \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A chimerical, page-turning wonder of magic and menace, held together by the big, beating heart at its center.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e―\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eJeremy Robert Johnson, \u003c\/b\u003eauthor of \n\u003ci\u003e The Loop\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\" \n\u003ci\u003eI Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 \u003c\/i\u003ecaptures that magical time in childhood we look back on as adults and realize we were in a hell of a lot more danger than we ever thought possible.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e―\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStephen Blackmoore, \u003c\/b\u003eauthor of \n\u003ci\u003eDead Things\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Equal parts beautiful and skin-crawlingly creepy, this is probably the most heartwarming horror story I've ever read.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e―\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePeter Clines, \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \n\u003ci\u003eGod's Junk Drawer\u003c\/i\u003e and \n\u003ci\u003e The Broken Room\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A wild-eyed, psychedelic madhouse of a novel that sucker punches you before you can get away, then sits on your chest and makes you read it.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e―\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eJackson Ford, \u003c\/b\u003eauthor of \n\u003ci\u003eThe Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind \u003c\/i\u003eand \n\u003ci\u003eThe Bone Raiders\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Funny as balls and creepy as hell.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e―\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDjango Wexler, \u003c\/b\u003e author of \n\u003ci\u003eEverybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Citations:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"italic\"\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/span\u003e 11\/17\/2025 (EAN 9798890033659, Hardcover) - *Starred Review\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n","brand":"Page Street Horror","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51496146108694,"sku":"9798890033659","price":33.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0857\/9910\/8886\/files\/9798890033659.jpg?v=1783053951","url":"https:\/\/lusper.myshopify.com\/products\/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200","provider":"Lusperbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}