{"product_id":"i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats-i-could-pee-on-this-1st-ed","title":"I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (I Could Pee on This) (1ST ed.)","description":"\n\u003ctable align=\"center\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"productDetailSmallElements\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBiographical Note\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tFrancesco Marciuliano is the author of Sally Forth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world (created by Greg Howard). He was also the head writer for the highly praised PBS children's series SeeMore's Playhouse. He lives in New York City.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"Francesco Marciuliano has collected poems by cats into a hilarious little book. From expressing their love for dead mice to pulling over Christmas trees, cats reveal their genius and neuroses\" \n\u003cbr\u003e Shelf Awareness\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"With poems like 'Who Is That On Your Lap, ' 'Nudge' and 'Kneel Before Me, ' this quirky book will surely induce laughter and whimsical from all who decide to delve into its poetry.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e -Trend Hunter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"4 stars.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e - LitPick\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"Cats. They pee on our clothes, bang on our doors all night (and refuse to come in when we open it for them), and turn Christmas trees into their personal jungle gyms. So what goes through their heads? This book of poems written from the perspective of a destructive house cat attempts to answer these mysteries. It's the ideal gift for someone with a fuzzy ball of destruction of their own at home.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e-MentalFloss\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"perfectly captures the odd, sweet, and sometimes sassy minds of our feline companions.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e Tails Magazine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"Poems by cats? Honestly? Yes.\"I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats' once opened, is as evil as an evil little book can get. It went from desk to desk to desk here at The Post, clawing anyone who's had or known a feline into its silly spell and sucking precious tens of minutes into its hairy vortex. \n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn four cat-egories - family, work, play, and existence - Francesco Marciuliano (writer of the comic strip \"Sally Forth\") has given voice to cats' 'every desire, their every conflict, their every epiphany.' Also why they'll put an entire paw in your wine glass when you have a date over.\" \n\u003cbr\u003e- The Denver Post\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher Marketing\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness!\u003c\/b\u003e Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip \n\u003ci\u003eSally Forth\u003c\/i\u003e helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like \"Who Is That on Your Lap?,\" \"This Is My Chair,\" \"Kneel Before Me,\" \"Nudge,\" and \"Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,\" the poems collected in \n\u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This\u003c\/i\u003e perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e With photos of the cat \"authors\" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that \"crazy cat lady\" or \"cat mom\/dad\" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet. \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids. \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.Perfect for: \n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51496092500246,"sku":"9781452110585","price":17.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0857\/9910\/8886\/files\/9781452110585.jpg?v=1783053020","url":"https:\/\/lusper.myshopify.com\/products\/i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats-i-could-pee-on-this-1st-ed","provider":"Lusperbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}