{"product_id":"i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore","title":"I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)","description":"\n\u003ctable align=\"center\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"productDetailSmallElements\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBiographical Note\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDarcy Miller \u003c\/b\u003eis the author of several children's books, including \n\u003ci\u003eRoll \u003c\/i\u003eand \n\u003ci\u003eMargot and Mateo Save the World\u003c\/i\u003e. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by \n\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews \u003c\/i\u003eas \"wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining.\" \n\u003ci\u003eI Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) \u003c\/i\u003eis Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"A bustling blend of supernatural adventure and romantic tension keep the stakes high across a quick-moving plot. It's \n\u003cb\u003ea frothy, fang-filled romp\u003c\/b\u003e that will entice vampire fans.\" -- \n\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Action-packed and character-driven, this is \n\u003cb\u003ean offbeat supernatural vengeance story\u003c\/b\u003e filled with witty banter by likable, quirky characters.\" -- \n\u003ci\u003eSchool Library Journal \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A well-balanced mix of darkness and humor (and plenty of dark humor too) set a breezy pace through this \n\u003cb\u003eutterly enjoyable \u003c\/b\u003etake on vampire mythology.\" -- \n\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher Marketing\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBeing a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHer past is back for blood.\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy goals for senior year were simple: \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a prom dress I don't hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even \u003ci\u003emore \u003c\/i\u003eamazing best friend Sarita)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaybe try not to flunk history class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eMy plans did NOT include: \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBabysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eTurning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, \n\u003ci\u003enothing \u003c\/i\u003ehas been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks. \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAward-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Citations:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"italic\"\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/span\u003e 03\/30\/2026 (EAN 9780593903162, Hardcover)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"italic\"\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/span\u003e 04\/01\/2026 (EAN 9780593903162, Hardcover)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"italic\"\u003eSchool Library Journal\u003c\/span\u003e 05\/01\/2026 pg. 81 (EAN 9780593903162, Hardcover)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"italic\"\u003eBooklist\u003c\/span\u003e 06\/01\/2026 (EAN 9780593903162, Hardcover)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n","brand":"Random House Books for Young Readers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51496200372502,"sku":"9780593903162","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0857\/9910\/8886\/files\/9780593903162.jpg?v=1783057392","url":"https:\/\/lusper.myshopify.com\/products\/i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore","provider":"Lusperbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}